Drastic

March 6th, 2009

A short film, which is kind of strange to me. Don’t know why. Anyways, this time it’s about adults. I know, that teens think, that when they’ll be adult – everything will be just fine. But that’s way not true. Adultness will not help you to solve your life, or even solve one of your problems like relationship with opposite sex. I know that one of the most important things for a guy is to ‘score’. And this film reflects the position of most of the guys. Or I think so. Anyways, this film caught my eye and here it is. Also I feel a duty to tell you who helped to make this film come true. So, starring: Edward Goldsack, Hilda McBrien; director: Lyndon-Arden Wong; cinematographer/editor: Karl Emmett.

Description: A short film about Drastic, who is on the longest drought of his adult life. He just can’t seem to score with any chicks. Then one Saturday he gets the perfect opportunity in the form of Vanessa. Now he can only get her away from her best friend, the drought will be over.

 

P.S. I don’t understand this short film’s purpose.

 

All R.A. Floor

February 20th, 2009

A quite stupid short film, I should say. But sometimes people like to watch some stupid comedies, I know I do. So I decided to pus something easy-watching after all serious themes. In my opinion, it’s a short film with little bit of documentary, but it’s a comedy. Maybe stupidness is exaggerated on purpose here. And I think it’s because in our days students are quite stupid, or they just dumb themselves down, to be a part of the group. A short film shows that it is completely unnecessary. It’s more prevential, I think. In conclusion a job is done pretty well and a short film is worth of watching. Otherwise, I would never put it here.
Description: A short film about a group of student, who are together in some kind of seminar. They are making rules and trying to communicate. And they don’t mean to be the bad guy here…

 

Career suicide

February 5th, 2009

Sometimes people work so hard and so much, that for them it feels like they’re already dead. But when you are REALLY dead? It seems like after death you have to work as well. And people say, I will rest when I’ll be dead. Not going to work out with that.

Description: After death women gets… No, not to the heaven. To office. Where she has to work again. Ridicules.

 

Why?

January 30th, 2009

Basically this film is about suicide. Very depressing and full of suicidal stuff. But something didn’t let me turn off the window. And when I saw the end, I thought that was for a reason. Suicide is a terrible thing, you know. But even more terrible is when you fail in trying to kill yourself. And sometimes it can be the most hilarious thing in the whole world. So, short about life’s oldest question…

Description: All film is monologue. A man is talking about how his life is getting worse and worse. Talking about how much minutes left till the train comes. But what do do when it doesn’t come?

 

 

Eating Disorder

January 28th, 2009

Probably, from a name of a short film, you think it’s some kind of drama. I have to disappoint you. It’s a comedy. At first it was hilarious for me, but then things started getting a bit absurdist. In the end it’s total nonsense, but beginning is funny, so I thought that I can show it to you. I don’t know what has to be in your head to create such film.

Description: When a new friend is invited over to watch the game, he encounters a party guest with an unexpected relationship with food. But that is not new for him…

 

 

Strangers

January 27th, 2009

I don’t know if you all know who is skinhead. For short introductory I should add that it’s a subculture like punks, just whit totally different ideas. They believe that their country (wherever they live), is just for those, who were born there, has the same religion and skin color. Anyways, you should probably know what this short is about. It has some racial issues, but that is not the main theme.

Description: A guy gets in the subway and sits down. In front of him is sitting a man, who is Jew. He himself is a Jewish, but when a group of skins come to sit next to them, he try’s to hide it, until…

 

 

Coffee Break

January 26th, 2009

A casual short film. Whit no obligate theme. But film is about one of my favorite things – coffee. It’s somehow different. Just that. And name of the film this time means more than a ‘coffee break’. This time name is played on words. You will see how.

Description: Joe jus wanted a simple cup of coffee with his girlfriend. Nothing special. Simple as always. What could go wrong?

 

 

I Love You

January 26th, 2009

Once again a short film about love. But when it’s comedy theme it doesn‘t really matter. So, you know how hard is to say ‚I love you‘ for a guy. But sometimes you don‘t have to say this exactly like it should be. Especially when girl is death. This short film is a good lesson how to get out of situation like that.

Description: A couple is about to have sex, bus girl suddenly says the magical words ‘I love you’. Now the only chance to have sex for a guy is to say the same thing. But what if he’s not sure? Thank God that she’s death.

 

 

Moved

January 25th, 2009

Our world is a complicated place to live. Here are a lot of evil thing happening. One of those things is robberies. What would you do if you get on one of those? But apparently somewhere are some heroes. I guess, this film wants to prove their existence. Quite funny short. And this time no stretchiness.

Description: Unique robbery (you will see why). A guy with a gun tries to steal money (as always - money). But one of the owners of the shop takes off his rubber gloves. You have to see yourself what happens next.

 

Snap

January 25th, 2009

Do you imagine stealing photo cameras for your own fun? Stealing them and while running, taking pictures of the owner? Everything’s settled in this film. The idea is great, but music was distracting me a bit. But no other disadvantages I saw here. Check it out.

Description: It all starts when a guy sees family from abroad taking pictures. He walks down to them and offers to help. After taking pictures he starts to run, and while running he takes pictures of an angry photo camera owner. But it isn’t the first time…

 

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